It’s been 153 days since quarantine started, and Montse Swinger is desperate for some TLC but her boyfriend is far away. Thankfully, Xavi is stuck in the house with her and he’s ready to offer her what she so desperately wants.

Landlord Danny Mountain visits hot MILF Claudia Valentine to ask for rent when she confesses she can’t pay him at the moment. Claudia tells him she’s launching her own business selling smoothies that contain a secret ingredient which is capable of curing the coronavirus. When she can’t get the ingredient from her boyfriend, she decides to use the landlord and get it from him. Lucky for him the process will be very satisfying.

My stepdaughter, Dani Blu, definitely has a short attention span, so this whole lockdown thing has her going crazy with boredom. I finally decide to indulge her with a game of strip poker, and suddenly I have her fully entertained.